• Woman: Do you do cocktails here?
• Me: Yes we sure do.
• Woman: Oh ok, I took the cocktail list from the bar outside, will u do the cocktail from the list?
• Me: ...... no, because this is Lihou bar, & you're holding a cocktail list from Vertigo Bar outside.
• Woman: I know, I know. But I took this from the bar outside, & I want this cocktail, can you make this for me?
• Me: ...... no, because this is Lihou bar, if you want cocktail, i could give you the cocktail list here from Lihou..
• Woman: I know, but I wanna get this cocktail (pointing at Vertigo's cocktail list) from here, & i got this list from the bar outside...
• Me: *shakes head* (... Why dont you go to KFC & get a Big Mac?)

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